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Sakurai’s Secret Sauce

Crushing the tomatoes will take some time, so it’s best to outsource the crushing to another team. Even if the team doesn’t have experience crushing tomatoes, it’s okay as you can teach them in 2-3 minutes.

Put a put on the stove, with medium heat.

Add in the 3 cups of Red Hot Fire™ sauce. Then to balance the heat, shave two cubes of ice.

Chop up some fox tails. The amount should equal about 1 cup. Chop up some canine teeth to about ¼ of a cup.

Add a little bit of baby tears and water, and stir until you get a nice purple mix.

Once finished, add in 2 additional cups of Red Hot Fire™ sauce. This sauce is meant to be very hot!

Add some leftovers of your peanut butter sandwich, some crocodile skin and a gallon of dragon scales. Then right before you turn off the heat, add a plucked black chicken breast. 

 

The final dish should look something like:


Ideally be served with approx. 2,500 mg of table salt.

Enjoy!

 

Let us know how the sauce turned out on Twitter!

13 comments
  1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    epicmartin7 on April 1 |
  2. o3o

    LIQUID12A on April 1 |
  3. What, no salty tears of fans?

    Arthur 97 on April 1 |
    • “1 tablespoon of baby tears”

      MrMarowak on April 2 |
  4. Quite possibly the most significant and insightful piece of writing Sauce Gaming has ever produced.

    Mettaur on April 1 |
  5. Add crushed dreams for the salt!

    WeirdChillFever on April 1 |
  6. Now to make the best pasta! Anyone else keeping record of how many april fools jokes you escaped today? It’s quite easy actually.

    aguchamp33 on April 1 |
  7. Crocodile skin? No wonder the real King K . Rool wasn’t in Smash and all we got was his Mii fighter costume.

    Chris.W on April 1 |
    • Wow, you helped me realize the connection to past and wanted characters…at least for some of them.

      Arthur 97 on April 1 |
      • Everything is a reference to something. Some are more obscure!

        Source Gaming Team on April 1 |
        • So there are
          two shoved ice for Ice Climbers
          Canine teeth for Wolf(?)
          Crocodile skin for K Rool
          Dragon Scale for Ridley(?)
          And possibly some reference to FE with either one or both of the red hot fires

          What are the other ones referring to?

          Logo on April 2 |
  8. 1 cup of chopped Fox Tails kinda sound like Tails to me. (lol)

    Keni Y Yamamoto on April 2 |
    • Oh god, wrong name! Why did it automatically changed to this!? Sorry!!

      zoniken on April 2 |