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coc967
Reasons why “Mr. Smash Ball” is a popular topic among the ladies:
*He’s noticeable even when he’s not doing anything.
*It’s really cute when he floats (softly) in the air.
*But he strikes really hard
*(When he has an aura around him, he’s really dangerous
*He lends his power at the critical moment. And you can request it.
めるち
Robin: I wonder who I should vote for the new fighter…
Robin: Fighters like Bandana Waddle Dee or King K. Rool seem to be really popular…
Chrom: It seems that you are lost…
Here’s a follow up post by the same author:
For a long time (she’s?) been been delegated to Peach’s alt so she couldn’t join the battle…
Daisy: …
Don’t easily dismiss Princess Daisy either!
タコベー
Pac-Man: Hey…even in invisible Smash you can’t even see everyone’s clothes.
Pac-Man: I wonder why?
Mewtwo: Since it’s been a long time since I battle I have a headache…
Dr. Mario: Well, that’s because of that
Dr. Mario: That is Mew’s pain
おろろ
Ranto is part of Super Smash Brother’s name in Japanese.
Mew: Whats the matter big poo?
Mewtwo: Little poo, don’t get close to this toilet!
Water that fights against bacterial flows out.
Mew: Really?
Mew: What an awful toilet…
ネオムスカ
If the Chorus Men were in…
All together now!
Chorus Men using Off Waves (One of Tabuu’s moves)?
Shin
Palutena: Yet again, I’m faced against weaklings in the battlefield
MewThree joins the battle!?
まおう(かり)
The current state in 2015.
(Note, this poster says this is who he sees from each region online. It’s also not a popular post in the Japanese Smash Miiverse at all)
みりん2
Ninten is singing the song!
「……….」
めるち
Gaur Fields
Shulk: What are you doing at a place like this Jigglypuff?
Jigglypuff: WAAAAA! Shulk changed clothes while walking!!!
I can change my clothes too! (A parody of “I can change the future”)
Shilk: Jigglypuff…
Chrom Joins the Battle! HEY LET ME JOIN!
The battling princess
OVER
There’s Sigma..!!
(<- Him)
Sigma: Today will be the day that you will stop breathing
Pigma: I’ve kept you two waiting…hahaha
Zero: Exe, how would you like fried pork for dinner tonight
Exe: Well…
ナリオ
Villager: Because my opponent is frightening, I’m going to to fling this thing at them. After all, I am a Virgo.
Nook: A virgo?
I opened the party ball before the official celebration with my telepathy.
4/15 advanced distribution.
This is just a drawing of the error code 107-3117. This error-code displayed if you tried downloading Mewtwo before his actual release.
しあん(Cyan)
Here I am, battling such a pathetic weakling.
Your friend, Loid (From Earthbound 0. Pun on ‘Roy’)
Loid: You can rest here my friend.
Ness: There’s something different…
リック
Little Mac: Just like Mario or Captain Falcon’s game…let’s have a racing game with all of our characters.
Doc Louis: but all our members are boxers…
Ness…my friend…
M.T. Mewtwo
(The title is a parody of Monday Late Show, a variety show)
Villager, the bachelor, who lives his life with a preference on turnips.
An investigation on the Villager’s secret.
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For “Mew’s pain”, it’s actually a pun on Mewtwo’s japanese name Myuutsu-, which “tsu” can be translated as 痛, meaning pain.
Thanks for pointing the pun out!